who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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