so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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