The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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