OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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