is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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