Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
