Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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