I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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