New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
