I could make wine with my vomit
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize
