Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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