i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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