Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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