Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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