Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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