# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
After tacos, we're chasing women.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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