they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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