Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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