gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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