its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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