Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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