We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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