My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
