sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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