It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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