i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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