your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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