I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I am midnight drunk by noon
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Randomize
