So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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