I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Randomize
