So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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