Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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