Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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