you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
