I'm lost and stupid without you.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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