We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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