Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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