i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
When are your genitals available?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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