Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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