I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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