Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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