I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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