i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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