I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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