I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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