your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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