Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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