Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
