we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Randomize
