There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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