I'm jealous of your bromance
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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