i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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