O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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