Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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