My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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