omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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