what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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