Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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