It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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